The Problem with the Naked "Hello"
The Manners Doctor, aka Camilla Randall, author of "Good Manners for Bad Times" and "Rx for the Modern Wedding", has agreed to visit this blog once a month to answer some of our questions about online etiquette.
Q. Dear
Manners Doctor:
I never
know how to respond when some man friends me on Facebook or Instagram and
immediately sends a direct message that simply says “Hello”—nothing else.
I used
to just ignore these naked “hellos” because they seem creepy, but recently, a
man on Instagram called me rude for not responding.
So the
next time I got a hello on FB, I asked the man to interact on my page before he
sent me a direct message, which I like to reserve for friends and family. He got
so mad he sent me eggplant emojis all night long, interspersed with messages
like “Goodnight Sweetie” and “Bye-bye Baby.”
I
finally got up and blocked him at 4 AM, but when I told my FB friends about it,
one woman said I should unblock because it wasn’t his fault. He probably didn’t
know how to use his phone and did it all accidentally.
Can the
Manners Doctor tell me what I’m doing wrong? Do I owe it to strange men to
interact with them on social media?
Divorced but Not Lonely
A. Dear
Not Lonely:
No man (or
woman) has the right to sexually harass you, online or off. Facebook and Instagram are not dating sites.
The Manners Doctor is quite sure that anyone who is unaware of that fact has
either been in a coma for the last twenty years or recently arrived from a
galaxy far, far away.
And she doubts that comatose space aliens would know the off-color meaning of the eggplant emoji.
What you
call a “naked hello” is the calling card of the scammer. It is intrinsically manipulative. The speaker
offers nothing, but demands something of the recipient. Con artists always
count on the good manners of their marks.
Sometimes what seems “rude” in normal
circumstances is simple self-preservation when dealing with a con artists.
You were
doing exactly the right thing. The person who called you rude was in the wrong.
If anybody sends you a “naked hello” (The Manners Doctor is going to
appropriate your excellent phrase) do not respond. Then block the sender.
Very
Truly Yours,
The Manners Doctor
The Manners Doctor
Q. Dear
Manners Doctor:
A friend
I hadn’t heard from in several years—I’ll call her Sheila—recently sent me a
Direct Message on Facebook that simply said “hello.” I was thrilled. We hadn’t parted
on good terms, but I figured she wanted to let bygones be bygones and make up.
Because
the situation was delicate, instead of sending a reply message, I phoned her.
I was
devastated when her husband answered and said Sheila died two months ago. He
said I was horribly rude to intrude on his grief when I hadn’t even bothered to
show up at the funeral.
Doctor,
how can I be called “rude” when I didn’t know anything about the funeral? There
was nothing about it on her Facebook page, which hadn’t been updated for nearly
five years.
And I
still don’t know why I got that “hello” message from Sheila from beyond the
grave.
Getting Messages from the Other
Side
A. Dear
Getting Messages:
The
Manners Doctor makes it a point never to criticize anyone’s belief system, but she is quite sure
that what you experienced was not a message from the “Other Side.”
One of
the most common scams in social media is a “hack” that doesn’t require hacker
skills. The scammer simply goes to a Facebook page (they prefer neglected ones
like Sheila’s) and skims the person’s friends list. Then they send messages
(usually an unadorned “hello”) hoping to get a reply.
Once they’ve convinced
the mark that they’re really the friend they’re impersonating, they spin a tale
of woe and hit the mark up for a "loan".
This
must work on some victims, because these scams are proliferating.
The
Manners Doctor advises that no one respond to a naked “hello,” even when it
appears to be from a friend.
Very
Truly Yours,
The Manners Doctor.
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After her celebrity ex-husband’s ironic joke about her “kinky sex habits” is misquoted in a tabloid, New York etiquette columnist Camilla Randall’s life unravels in bad late night TV jokes.
Nearly broke and down to her last Hermes scarf, she accepts an invitation to a Z-list Writers’ Conference in the wine-and-cowboy town of Santa Ynez, California, where, unfortunately, a cross-dressing dominatrix named Marva plies her trade by impersonating Camilla.
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After her celebrity ex-husband’s ironic joke about her “kinky sex habits” is misquoted in a tabloid, New York etiquette columnist Camilla Randall’s life unravels in bad late night TV jokes.
Nearly broke and down to her last Hermes scarf, she accepts an invitation to a Z-list Writers’ Conference in the wine-and-cowboy town of Santa Ynez, California, where, unfortunately, a cross-dressing dominatrix named Marva plies her trade by impersonating Camilla.
When a ghostwriter’s plot to blackmail celebrities with faked evidence leads to murder, Camilla must team up with Marva to stop the killer from striking again.
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